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(419): View more from Ohio

we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Why am I in a dog kennel?

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It was for your own safety

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(301): View more from Maryland

let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it

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fair is fair

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica

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(317): View more from Indiana

and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way

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(905): View more from Ontario

MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.

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