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(620): View more from Kansas

I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.

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(313): View more from Michigan

The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.

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(801): View more from Utah

He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.

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