I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
