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(502): View more from Kentucky

I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore

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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.

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