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(505): View more from New Mexico

I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot

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(303): View more from Colorado

If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Well how do you think I feel

(860): View more from Connecticut

fair enough

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(425): View more from Washington

Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.

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(503): View more from Oregon

you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt

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(847): View more from Illinois

Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

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(917): View more from New York City

did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?

(914): View more from New York

you mean faeutihaers?

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(303): View more from Colorado

It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.

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