Texts From Last Night · mikaylaaaaa's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry hockeyguy27 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

mikaylaaaaa's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(973): View more from New Jersey

I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

Guess she heard her killer coming

Fav 117 48527 2764
share tweet
(937): View more from Ohio

[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]

Fav 29 12047 2998
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(352): View more from Florida

i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

Fav 185 53787 3103
share tweet

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

Wait until you see the roof.

Fav 34 4830 1846
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT