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(719): View more from Colorado

wanna go halves on a baby?

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(248): View more from Michigan

You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.

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(510): View more from California

he said he didn't have a condom.

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and you said?

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that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...

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and?

(609): View more from New Jersey

RIP clitoris

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.

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