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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever

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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high

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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.

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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...

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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"

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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.

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I'm fucking your sister right now.

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You motherfucker

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She's next.

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I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

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