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I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."

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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy

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I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast

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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize

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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.

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