Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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