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(903): View more from Texas

If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.

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(616): View more from Michigan

A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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How was it?

(847): View more from Illinois

Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot

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(404): View more from Georgia

Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

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Two?

(404): View more from Georgia

Two.

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(314): View more from Missouri

So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

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