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(443): View more from Maryland

she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.

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(925): View more from California

I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often

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