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(407): View more from Florida

You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad

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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive

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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice

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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.

(561): View more from Florida

Your mother would be so proud

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..

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(618): View more from Illinois

I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.

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