I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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