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(408): View more from California

she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her

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(206): View more from Washington

She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch

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(802): View more from Vermont

Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"

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(703): View more from Virginia

Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!

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