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(913): View more from Kansas

Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.

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(586): View more from Michigan

so how was last night?

(1-586): View more from Michigan

got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.

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(626): View more from California

Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.

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(626): View more from California

i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.

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