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(712): View more from Iowa

Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.

(712): View more from Iowa

With a fannypack full of drugs.

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(234): View more from Ohio

Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?

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(850): View more from Florida

Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame

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(940): View more from Texas

Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower

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(+61): View more from Australia

He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.

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