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(402): View more from Nebraska

I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"

(308): View more from Nebraska

Stop drinking at work.

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(269): View more from Michigan

You're my little dorito

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(708): View more from Illinois

So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.

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(850): View more from Florida

does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations

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(503): View more from Oregon

I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?

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