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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.

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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion

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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth

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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.

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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.

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(720): View more from Colorado

He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.

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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?

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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.

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