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(410): View more from Maryland

i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes

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(912): View more from Georgia

I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.

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(714): View more from California

It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time

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(205): View more from Alabama

I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.

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(315): View more from New York

My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...

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(407): View more from Florida

shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.

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(214): View more from Texas

My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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