I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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