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(703): View more from Virginia

Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.

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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.

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i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "

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(647): View more from Ontario

all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes

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You're fat. Stop making excuses

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt

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(310): View more from California

can your parents tell?

(310): View more from California

i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know

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(678): View more from Georgia

I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.

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