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(310): View more from California

Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?

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(416): View more from Toronto

He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ

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(574): View more from Indiana

2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home

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(308): View more from Nebraska

You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.

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(914): View more from New York

You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you

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