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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.

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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.

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What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!

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(336): View more from North Carolina

This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.

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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.

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