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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone

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My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.

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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.

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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.

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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.

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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?

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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.

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So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.

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I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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How was it?

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Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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