Last Night in Michigan (231)

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  I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.

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  My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(

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  When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?

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  So I take it free shots were a no after that?

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  he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob

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  Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no

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  he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa

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  Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?

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  Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower

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  This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.

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  You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised

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  Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot

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  It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow

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  JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good

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  Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.

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  Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.

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