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  Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?

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  Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.

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  i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.

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  he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?

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  The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!

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  I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".

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  Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.

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  i got excepted to unl lol

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  You mean "accepted".

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  consequently i now know what mace tastes like

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  I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.

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  but it's kind of a high honor.

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  as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.

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  I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."

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  I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!

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  She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.

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