Last Night in Pennsylvania (412)

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  No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.

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  I just snorted sandwich everywhere.

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  I hope it smells nice :)

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  IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.

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  Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.

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  Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.

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  Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.

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  Are you ok dude?

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  So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?

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  I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all

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  i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had

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  I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.

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  You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.

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  just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him

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  my aim is off when im drunk

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  uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?

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  HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME

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  Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.

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