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  Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

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  im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

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  my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?

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  There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face

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  my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.

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  and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants

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  onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?

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  he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?

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  woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?

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  you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."

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  I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory

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  i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk

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  He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.

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  Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.

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  Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes

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  My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college

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  is she hot?

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  She is now

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