Last Night in Minnesota (651)

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  I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"

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  Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.

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  sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure

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  you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends

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  You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.

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  I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.

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  how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.

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  He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.

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  if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.

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  i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend

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  My Vagina smells like Nemo again.

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  She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.

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  make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.

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  I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.

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  I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......

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  I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.

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  again?

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