Last Night in Ontario (705)

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  Two words: nipple clamps

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  I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole

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  Put me down for a bogey

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  It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.

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  IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!

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  Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.

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  So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.

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  Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?

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  It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.

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  Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1

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  Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?

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  I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother

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  I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..

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  Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?

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  So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.

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  Real classy

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  Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?

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  Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep

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  You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.

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