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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.

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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?

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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream

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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass

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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."

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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.

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Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.

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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara

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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"

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