Last Night in Florida (772)

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  you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted

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  how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?

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  Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.

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  The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.

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  remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.

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  So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.

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  You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.

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  Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks

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  No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join

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  I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.

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  My dream of liquor pitchers came true

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  At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?

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  bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls

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  it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night

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