Last Night in Florida (786)

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  I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?

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  Can I use your boat

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  Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?

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  WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night

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  His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.

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  You’re not his type

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  I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type

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  I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.

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  I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.

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  I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂

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  Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.

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  You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick

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  I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience

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  You’re so close!!!

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  I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ

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  I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience

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  at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.

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  Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?

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