did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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