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  Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party

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  Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing

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  Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?

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  Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor

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  To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.

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  It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!

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  Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that

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  So. Much. Porn.

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  He’s older

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  Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?

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  Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.

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  It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.

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  We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.

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  because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock

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  What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!

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  My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.

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