Last Night in Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia (902)

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  I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.

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  I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while

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  really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today

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  feel at noon?

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  Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?

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  You threw him in the dryer?

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  He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.

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  dude. I can hear the air.

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  when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"

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  if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?

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  One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened

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  he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.

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  He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.

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  Chivalry really is dead.

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  His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.

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  I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me

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  I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do

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  He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?

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