Last Night in Michigan (906)

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  i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?

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  Dude, I think my check liver light just came on

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  I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.

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  Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here

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  i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror

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  its going to be a good night

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  Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies

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  nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life

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  I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.

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  Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.

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  I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner

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  Soooo, coming over soon?

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  Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you

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  If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back

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  I resent that

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  If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?

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  he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor

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