Last Night in California (909)

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  Crop dusting thru forever 21

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  I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.

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  I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you

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  I have that affect on people

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  send nudes

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  from the living room?

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  Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?

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  You bit me

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  Oh lord I need to hear this story

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  I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...

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  Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good

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  I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.

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  So then edible panties?

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  Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip

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  Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.

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  We could just stay sober.

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  No! We tried that once.

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  It sucked.

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  My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.

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  who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.

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  There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.

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