Last Night in Colorado (970)

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  I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now

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  Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.

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  Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?

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  Have I told you i love you?

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  there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery

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  Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face

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  Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.

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  Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit

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  Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??

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  Yes, yes I do.

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  Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.

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  Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.

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  I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.

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  Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.

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  He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead

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  Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.

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  location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.

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