Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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