Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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