Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
