Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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