twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
PANTIES FOUND
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
