twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
PANTIES FOUND
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
