twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
PANTIES FOUND
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
