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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.

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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.

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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!

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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.

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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.

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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life

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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space

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I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."

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