Last Night in Minnesota (507)

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  I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...

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  My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator

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  I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"

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  Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.

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  It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.

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  You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex

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  Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.

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  I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.

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  I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.

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  do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?

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  Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.

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  just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.

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  So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...

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  It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards

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