Last Night in New Jersey (856)

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  and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her

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  would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.

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  I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?

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  So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.

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  Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.

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  I'll just stay a virgin forever then

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  You still have to go anyway

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  Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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  Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.

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  his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...

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  well most of my day revolves around power hour

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  i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!

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  question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?

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  We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life

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  i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear

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  So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

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  Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate

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