Last Night in Colorado (970)

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  Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back

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  I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.

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  Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty

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  I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.

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  i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.

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  Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.

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  How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?

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  We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.

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  Dude, its January.

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  We're going to do the voices too.

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  just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive

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  in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...

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  Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single

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  So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.

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  well, dont

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  I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.

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  Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.

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  oh and then you called a time out with your penis

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