Last Night in Florida (239)

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  OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD

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  He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye

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  You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill

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  Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.

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  You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species

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  You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"

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  We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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  Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?

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  There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.

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  You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!

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  I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.

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  It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!

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  Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.

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  My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"

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  Best wishes.

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  This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.

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